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| | Learning Page Two for "GreenStuff
EconomicsTM"
Web Savvy Consumers
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| Description |
SKU # |
Price |
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sku-4 |
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| 2 iron-on Logos |
sku-5 |
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Clue: Don't always assume "economy of scale",
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Do NOT submit. This is a Learning Page for TEAM 7
Economics Students.
TEAM 7 Students: Follow Mr. Peel's oral directions. Then find the Six "Red
Flags" and define the Greenstuff Economicstm
terms. |
